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So sexual-massage, yeah? It’s like a massage, but spicy, innit. Them hands ain’t just kneadin’ ya back - they’re goin’ *places*, fam. Little-known fact - back in ancient times, them Chinese emperors was gettin’ these rubs to “balance their chi” or summat. Probs just an excuse to get freaky, haha! Makes me laff thinkin’ about some posh git in a robe tryna play it cool while he’s all oiled up.

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Acupressure Massage. Reflexology. Swedish Massage. Deep Tissue Massage. Hot Stone Massage. What are people saying about day spas near, Sanxia District? This.

But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by and knocks over a whole stand of pineapples. I’m talkin’ a total disaster. Pineapples everywhere! The vendor starts yellin’, and I’m just standin’ there, tryin’ not to laugh. I mean, it was a mess, but c’mon, it was hilarious!

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